(Source: maxofs2d)

there are so many super nice people on the internet with basically no audience and there are people who are so rude and mean who get treated like gods

(Source: toocooltobehipster)


   We were like gods at the dawning of the world, and our joy was so bright we could see nothing else but the other. 

― Madeline MillerThe Song of Achilles


somebody stop george blagden before he becomes too cute

What does the French goat say to his mother


If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess


Some of Ellen’s favorite tweets of the week. [video]

  • me: *In a very suspicious seeming alleyway*
  • police officer: what are you doing here
  • me: the real question is what are YOU doing here?
  • police officer: oh damn tru

I have this problem where I want to be choked but I’m terrified of my hyoid being broken

I’m making jelly shots for my party

Other night friend and I ordered our cake. I’m half afraid I’ll be scheduled to work that weekend. Would it be bad to get a day off when I just started