within-the-seahorses-belly:

Do you ever watch a film and there’s an unexpected hot guy and just

arudem:

cwnerd12:

lizjamesbitch:

This is awesome.

WHY CAN’T MORE  ALL FITNESS PEOPLE BE LIKE THIS?!

fucking thank you

puffwiggly:

THIS IS THE BEST STATUS I’VE SEEN ON MY FACEBOOK NEWSFEED SINCE FOREVER

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

“I OBJECT!!!!” the defendant screams in court. the judge gives him a very emotional hug and says “no…you human”

my friend and i regularly exchange texts liike ‘ive buttered up my asshole just for you’ 

is this normal?

weaponizedwit:

niknak79:

The Bad dad looks more fun

futurefutures:

Appropriate response to cat calls. 

cabradine:

casismyfavoritecolor:

s-trawberryfieldsforever:

too-stoned-to-remember:

justin bieber need to fall back and realize he’s twilight popular not harry potter popular you feel me

“Twilight popular, not Harry Potter popular.”

I’M TOTALLY STEALING THAT

dio you ever look at prompts and wonder if you’re the anon who promised to fill it and its been two weeks and