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jontronshat:

badgoku14:

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new ‘The Sims’ lil wayne 2013 DLC just announced by electronic arts and Maxis 

found it

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

plasticbagvevo:

me and my friend:

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you and your friend:

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he reckons im mean but kinda cool this is literally my entire lifes goal 

comfysweater:

YOU FUCKING DONUT

shrikestrike:

sportsketball:

good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude

  • buddy
  • bud
  • pal
  • neighbor
  • *australian voice* mate
  • *cowboy voice* partner

don’t forget

  • *strong Russian accent like Siberian winter* COMRADE

current aesthetic: energy drinks and yesterday’s makeup

codependentbrothers:

ALERT ALERT ALERT 

HERE WE HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE CLEARLY SHOWING THE CHRIS EVANS LEFT BOOB SWIPE BEING PERFORMED ON ONE VERY OVERWHELMED AND CONFUSED SEBASTIAN STAN

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ALERT ALERT ALERT

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