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(Source: maxofs2d)

there are so many super nice people on the internet with basically no audience and there are people who are so rude and mean who get treated like gods

(Source: toocooltobehipster)

margraery:

   We were like gods at the dawning of the world, and our joy was so bright we could see nothing else but the other. 

― Madeline MillerThe Song of Achilles

princegrantaire:

somebody stop george blagden before he becomes too cute

What does the French goat say to his mother

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

tastefullyoffensive:

Some of Ellen’s favorite tweets of the week. [video]

  • me: *In a very suspicious seeming alleyway*
  • police officer: what are you doing here
  • me: the real question is what are YOU doing here?
  • police officer: oh damn tru

I have this problem where I want to be choked but I’m terrified of my hyoid being broken

I’m making jelly shots for my party

Other night friend and I ordered our cake. I’m half afraid I’ll be scheduled to work that weekend. Would it be bad to get a day off when I just started

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